jaws on the floor

I feel like a lot of people ask you about it so now so am I haha. Janelle and Brian? Her picture last week of them. HOLY SHIT. Please say it is so. My friend is also swearing she saw them walking down hollywood blvd the other night holding hands and kissing on a street corner. She took a pic on her phone but its so blurry I cant tell. I think theyre together but just like to keep their private life private. What do you think?

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:40:38 -0400

I’m not sure, I really like them together. And maybe, never know. I think they’re either just great buds or they’re dating and want to keep it private. But I say, if you see a picture of them at Disneyland together then you know something’s up!

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:39:03 -0400

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

-
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

(via cytologic)

I’ve tried to kill myself, I’ve cut myself, I’ve stolen money, I’ve lied to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:00:00 -0400

I’ve tried to kill myself, I’ve cut myself, I’ve stolen money, I’ve lied to a lot of people, I’ve been depressed. Yeah I’m pretty fucked up in the head, I’ve done stupid shit in the past. But I’m not that fucked up to know I will continue to do stupid shit. No matter how many times you say “I’ve done stupid shit but I’ve learned from it” you actually haven’t. You’ll cave in again, eventually.

hellonik: spermat0zoon: joshuwaa: the-girl-who-laughed: A...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:37:25 -0400

hellonik:

spermat0zoon:

joshuwaa:

the-girl-who-laughed:

A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.

Amen.

But a man in lingerie though, js.

A man wearing lingerie under a well-tailored tux though.

welcome to tumblr.

자꾸만 네가 떠올라, Sinking of you, Daehyun Kim, 2010 The Korean title...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:34:42 -0400

자꾸만 네가 떠올라, Sinking of you, Daehyun Kim, 2010

The Korean title translates into “i keep thinking of you,” but it literally means “you keep floating up”

and then the English title is “Sinking of you”

so when you think of another person, that mentally woven image will float up to the surface beyond your reach

while you are weighted down by your own obsession

It’s all falling apart! I’m erasing you, and I’m happy! You did...

Tue, 14 May 2013 02:15:53 -0400

It’s all falling apart!
I’m erasing you, and I’m happy!
You did it to me first!
I can’t believe you did this to me.

agentsofshield: The saga that began in Marvel’s The Avengers...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:45:56 -0400

agentsofshield:

The saga that began in Marvel’s The Avengers continues on TV. Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is coming soon to ABC! #CoulsonLives

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forebidden: fun fact: if you can’t do these now, you’ll never...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:18:02 -0400

forebidden:

fun fact: if you can’t do these now, you’ll never be able to because it’s passed down through genetics

stardusted: redbusneedstoleave: missmurrka: Boy records...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:05:22 -0400

stardusted:

redbusneedstoleave:

missmurrka:

Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012

I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.

i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing

this is pretty hilarious lmao

sameerapatd: Jesus Jack, ily ok

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:01:50 -0400

sameerapatd:

Jesus Jack, ily ok

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:01:22 -0400

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

shelikestheboysintheband: anima—perduta: hannahmariesphotograph...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:57:33 -0400

shelikestheboysintheband:

anima—perduta:

hannahmariesphotography:

Josh Franceschi | You Me At Six | Pittsburgh | 4/20/13

so good live

one of my favorites i’ve ever taken :)

Although I’m a day late, I’d like to say Happy One...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:39:45 -0400

Although I’m a day late, I’d like to say Happy One Year to my boobhead boyfriend. He’s been there for me more than I can count. I’m lucky to have him in my life. I’m lucky to call him not only my boyfriend but my best friend. Love you babe 😘😘😘

oh-sweet-angelofmercy: mirobella: this is my favourite thing...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 18:23:58 -0400

oh-sweet-angelofmercy:

mirobella:

this is my favourite thing on the internet

look the one on the left is having a casual conversation

and then the one on the right just goes and kisses them aND RUNS OFF COS THEY’RE SCARED

IF THIS ISN’T THE BEST THING YOU’VE SEEN TODAY YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

This makes me happy c:

disneyismyescape: THAT’S WHY HE DOESN’T WEAR HIS GLASSES OMG....

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 18:22:14 -0400

disneyismyescape:

THAT’S WHY HE DOESN’T WEAR HIS GLASSES

OMG. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE SO TRAGIC.

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